Sunday, November 21, 2004
Well its been a long time since i last posted here, u guys must be wondering what could be that godforsaken, heartwrenching, iitian torturing thing which brought me back here.............well i was just getting bored!!
u know this is a blog of criboos, people who do nothing but crib bout gud nn bad results all the time, n a platform to pass comments about others; i think we decided we had enough of that n decided to take a break............but I'm back, to crib, to hope!!
Btw, hope is a good word, probably the best of words.................
Neways, the day began well today........well i dont think many of you will agree, but waking on one's belly with ur head tucked in ur pillow n ur mouth open( u can actually see the saliva marks on my pillow) is quite an experience...........i mean its better than sleeping on ur back all night and waking to find your head on some portion of the pillow hanging above the bed level while the rest of it is lying in that small crevice between the end of the bed and the wall. Well, i know what you are thinking? If i have problems with this small crevice between my mattress and the wall, why don't I simply put my head on the other side of the bed( you know there are two sides to a coin-the inside and the outside, so the otherside here is the side which is the other one, i.e., the inside if the other one is outside and vice versa) and my feet on the crevice-well its better to let your head above bed level than your feet below bed level, but you guys obviously didn't think that the mattress moved. See, i told ya!! The mattress moves, its light as that bloody lead deprived thing which props up on the outside(read, the other side) of chickens whenever they flap their huge wings(huh!! hey i saw chicken run today, i thought they couldn't fly) which einstein used to prove the theory of gravity(well he might as well as used some malnourished underdeveloped refugee status deprived boy from Nigeria, but you know Einstein, they tell me he was crazy), so the bottom line is that the mattress moved and thus i have a crevice on the head-side of my bed which makes a part of my pillow(the one without the saliva marks) above the bed level and the other part(the one with the saliva marks in the crevice below the bed level) and so I wake up with my head a little below my body and its not a happy feeling, i tell you man!!!
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u know this is a blog of criboos, people who do nothing but crib bout gud nn bad results all the time, n a platform to pass comments about others; i think we decided we had enough of that n decided to take a break............but I'm back, to crib, to hope!!
Btw, hope is a good word, probably the best of words.................
Neways, the day began well today........well i dont think many of you will agree, but waking on one's belly with ur head tucked in ur pillow n ur mouth open( u can actually see the saliva marks on my pillow) is quite an experience...........i mean its better than sleeping on ur back all night and waking to find your head on some portion of the pillow hanging above the bed level while the rest of it is lying in that small crevice between the end of the bed and the wall. Well, i know what you are thinking? If i have problems with this small crevice between my mattress and the wall, why don't I simply put my head on the other side of the bed( you know there are two sides to a coin-the inside and the outside, so the otherside here is the side which is the other one, i.e., the inside if the other one is outside and vice versa) and my feet on the crevice-well its better to let your head above bed level than your feet below bed level, but you guys obviously didn't think that the mattress moved. See, i told ya!! The mattress moves, its light as that bloody lead deprived thing which props up on the outside(read, the other side) of chickens whenever they flap their huge wings(huh!! hey i saw chicken run today, i thought they couldn't fly) which einstein used to prove the theory of gravity(well he might as well as used some malnourished underdeveloped refugee status deprived boy from Nigeria, but you know Einstein, they tell me he was crazy), so the bottom line is that the mattress moved and thus i have a crevice on the head-side of my bed which makes a part of my pillow(the one without the saliva marks) above the bed level and the other part(the one with the saliva marks in the crevice below the bed level) and so I wake up with my head a little below my body and its not a happy feeling, i tell you man!!!
Phew!!! I know u envy my sleep!!
