Life of an IITian

2004-11-21T07:02:00.000+05:30

Well its been a long time since i last posted here, u guys must be wondering what could be that godforsaken, heartwrenching, iitian torturing thing which brought me back here.............well i was just getting bored!!

u know this is a blog of criboos, people who do nothing but crib bout gud nn bad results all the time, n a platform to pass comments about others; i think we decided we had enough of that n decided to take a break............but I'm back, to crib, to hope!!

Btw, hope is a good word, probably the best of words.................

Neways, the day began well today........well i dont think many of you will agree, but waking on one's belly with ur head tucked in ur pillow n ur mouth open( u can actually see the saliva marks on my pillow) is quite an experience...........i mean its better than sleeping on ur back all night and waking to find your head on some portion of the pillow hanging above the bed level while the rest of it is lying in that small crevice between the end of the bed and the wall. Well, i know what you are thinking? If i have problems with this small crevice between my mattress and the wall, why don't I simply put my head on the other side of the bed( you know there are two sides to a coin-the inside and the outside, so the otherside here is the side which is the other one, i.e., the inside if the other one is outside and vice versa) and my feet on the crevice-well its better to let your head above bed level than your feet below bed level, but you guys obviously didn't think that the mattress moved. See, i told ya!! The mattress moves, its light as that bloody lead deprived thing which props up on the outside(read, the other side) of chickens whenever they flap their huge wings(huh!! hey i saw chicken run today, i thought they couldn't fly) which einstein used to prove the theory of gravity(well he might as well as used some malnourished underdeveloped refugee status deprived boy from Nigeria, but you know Einstein, they tell me he was crazy), so the bottom line is that the mattress moved and thus i have a crevice on the head-side of my bed which makes a part of my pillow(the one without the saliva marks) above the bed level and the other part(the one with the saliva marks in the crevice below the bed level) and so I wake up with my head a little below my body and its not a happy feeling, i tell you man!!!

Phew!!! I know u envy my sleep!!

2004-04-02T22:46:00.000+05:30

finally the weekend .............2 days of rest :D

this week has gone by as if i were ridin a rocket sled.ufff so much work done.

1. THE TRIP HAS BEEN FINALISED !!!!!!! After a lot of roamin around comparin prices nd stuff , Mussoorie has been decided as the destination for this year's trip . Though many people were against it , almost all of them r now ready to go :D.The charges are Rs.700 , 1 night stay in mussoorie, for further details contact me or the confused ape.

2. Started work on the CS130 ass. uff , now i realise what an appropriate nick name ass is for assignments ;) cause CS ass really forces one to work their asses off.

3. After a long period of great suspense and stomach cramps and tension , my dear friend the Great Panda has finally got admission to Brown . ahhh what a relief.

me gtg back to work now ,
tc
Anshul

glad to be back after a long time :D

2004-03-25T22:48:00.000+05:30

Finally things r movin along and the EES trip is lookin feasible . We ppl have tied up with MES to go to musoorie instead of nainital , cause we r assured of better accomodation there :D . trip open to all ppl of all deps , 100 ppl , first come first serve , approx 700 bucks , for details contact me .

finally the day of reckoning has arrived . elections have started and ppl were seein queuing up for ice creams....err to cast their votes . contestants were seen doin last minute campaigning , voters were seen giving verbal gaurantees of support to both the opposing candidates , just to get rid of them :D . I had the good fortune ( or misfortune) to be present in one of the hostels where voting was taking place and seeing the process made me feel as if i was missin out on the fun . one of the sad parts bout being n attachee :D

now to turn to more serious matters , 23 ppl r below the fail line in ee202 minor 2 . me am just above it :(( .
prof scdr said tht it makes him sad , but i feel tht he was lookin happy . Happy tht a quarter of the class will fail the course . man , sometimes i feel i opted for the wrong dep seeing our profs sadism :"( . My hukka prof is going ahead like he is trying to go faster than light . ppl r writing 6 pages in a single class , mein gott, what is this place comin to . me on the other hand was just trying to keep myself from hurtin my neck by sleepin in an awkward position :D .

adios amigos ,

Anshul

2004-03-23T22:53:00.000+05:30

got my first real taste of slot p today nd i really love it , but only when it is thoughtful and clean :D .

had a good day today . prof sp dint turn up so 8 o clock slot was free and we ppl roamed bout and had some buntas . prof NG discussed the paper nd i am gettin pretty low marks :(( , same with prof viswesharan . prof hanmandulu took a surprise quiz , in which i am gettin the usual delta marks , with delta approaching to zero .

afti was chill , prof vishu dint take the tute cause we asked him to give us a break :D . Lab was fun , diff amplifier also finished yooohooo :D . evenin was chill , had a NSS meetin , GSec was again kicked in the you-know-where-place by prof BRM :D , real fun nd free entertainment . Later started the SURA pseudo treats by takin 2 great frnds of mine , sl nd eg to barista after dinner . Me specially recommends the Blue Caracao Granita , fantabulous stuff . had a great time , good end to a great day .

Anshul

mouth still waterin thinkin of granitas :D

2004-03-22T22:45:00.000+05:30

oooooo..
minors over...nice day...treated myself to 2 movies...basic instinct and mona lisa smile....quite contrasting in their own respect but wonderful nevertheless..

Niice start to the day vaise.....got up thinking about that special person....:)

Felt really nice today .....especially in the evening...Mr *.dep_topper gave a nice
treat......but i felt generally nice today......aise hi :)

Well nice day for some self-introspection..........i thought about some jobs that i can get once i get out of here....

1) Well....the most obvious of all....i'm not gonna b an engineer....certainly not the way i'm growing up here......it just doesn't fit in....so maybe i'll settle for an engineer like job...something like a mechanic or a technician.
ADVANTAGES: job satisfaction, no strict work hours, no sarkarii redtape...
DISADVANTAGES: can't think of em right now....maybe they'll come when i'm a bit low on spirit!!

2) hey i can b this....a professional blog writer...u know with this blog business catching around...and people getting busier day by day....i think a professional will b a pretty sought after profession...and i'm not all that bad...am I??

3) Continuing this writing business....have u heard of that person who sits on the pavements and writes stories for the demanding people....i mean u pay him 5 bucks and a story title and he writes it for u in 15 minutes..creative, original....is that what i am......hmmmmmmm!!

4) i personally like this one.... its uglyfoodie's n psycho_singh's idea........we're gonna work as contract labourers in apple orchards of himachal pradesh!! They give good wages plus u always have the option of a part time job in a roadside dhaba( uglyfoodie's gonna help us in that)...i like the distribution too 50:30:20 for uglyfoodie:psycho:me...i guess its just the mutual understanding we have for each other's emotional intelligence.

5) ok how bout this one....lab ass.....not a bad job considering all they do is play cards all day....i mean they dont seem to have nething to do.....i'll write my self-introspective essays all day....something similar to the shit currently in front of u!!

6) Strip Tease:: male strippers ha....well certainly a job worth considering....i mean they ARE getting hot...so now we have male strippers everywhere unlike earlier when u had them only on gals's colleges prom nites and spinster's parties.... i guess they'll readily employ me...won't they!!

7) What bout this....a quizmaster..somebody said i can b cruel at times...inscruciating...huh....will gimme a good chance to screw those who r sitting where i've always wanted to be!!

8) Maybe i can b a politician.....i.e. if they r willing to accept an honest person who always speaks his mind!!....sounds really nice, ha!...

9) But i think i know where wud i be..........................ok i'm having thoughts about that special person again....so time to sleep so i can think about her in my dreams too!!

2004-03-22T21:31:00.000+05:30

woooooooohooooooooooo !!!!!!!!
the ultimate torture on the face of this earth has finally ended :D had a great day today , ulto masti :D feelin so tired after such a long time

hectic week ahead...tons of work to do ......ppl please suggest a destination for an EES trip........preferably somewhere in the plains. also needed are 3 movies for the EES movie week .

chalo , gtg and write lab report now
chao

Anshul
:D

2004-03-20T09:46:00.000+05:30

so the onsluaght's begun,

1st bad minor of the lot....had to come in the middle with 2 more to go....2 of the difficult ones....including one in about 3 hours from now( GOD SAVE ME!!!)

It wasn't that bad after all till everybody thought P was G while G was P....and on top of that...the Phd invigilator too said P was G....so while Uglyfoodie spread this classified info to about 9 guys...i managed to make sure only 5 guys get do not get it right( 5 includes me as well :(( )

After all..if u give slot E in slot P, then such confusions r bound to occur....

I'm really sympathetic with the elec guys.....i'm having a first hand experience of their predicament....Mr. *.dep_topper had a night out...probably the 1st one of his life.......totally belittling the fact that minors for him are an excuse to sleep at 11:00 pm......

ufffffffffffffffff.....

bye,

SL

PS: Psycho_singh pulled off a great one today...Its neither Pol I nor Pol III....tis the time to POL2......( non BDEDites , u have every right to curse me)

2004-03-19T19:20:00.000+05:30

day 2 and i am feelin tht life is not tht bad :D . Prof SP bowled rawalapindi googlies , but we ppl being the experts like balaji managed to hit some of them :D .

tomorrow is the D-Day . Comp Arch and Analog saath saath , bechare buchhon ko jagayenge raat raat :)~ . the great aunty had managed to convince prof hanmandulu to give us an open book minor . hip hip hurray !!! now the battle is just between prof 's matka and us . he won the last round , but we will rewrite history tomorrow :)) . seems like i am back being a hot-air-filled-jackass :D .

Anshul
waitin for tomorrow , still gearin up to fight
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH US :D

2004-03-18T16:17:00.000+05:30

In true tradition i f***ed up my circuit theory paper today . There was no shortage of time , i had half an hour to do a question in the end , but i am great na :D ,how can i tolerate good marks ??

neways , hukka was ok types . gonna start fight for communcations now :(

Anshul
in deep pig shit

2004-03-17T15:49:00.000+05:30

sleeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!

uff i really need some sleep badly......i got 2 minors tom...not at all prepared ad here i am sitting on the comp trying to kill time (and also this sleeeeeeppp)!!

so, what with the minors coming......there's no course which can match the one we do in slot P....no credits...tough exams......syllabus- data analysis and management and for those who have studied this b4...there's the tough calculation part and the course extends from individual data analysis to group data analysis and manipulation.........

so....i recently began working on slot P( i know i'm late...but better late than never)......its fun actually....one needs to recollect a similar course studied in the same slot last year....and tits n bits of all the courses studied throughout the year..poor ape, " he has no idea whom to take this course under...somebody help him...he is desperately looking for a course coordinator!!

anyways..alll the best for the minors...coz i'll most likely be returning here on sunday only...

and wish me luck too( i really need that)...arrrrrrrey koi coffee pila de... :(

sl

2004-03-14T20:59:00.000+05:30

hi guys,

well i'm posting here after a long time....just got bogged down certain things which have suddenly assumed a certain degree of importance in my life....But i'm back again and with a bang( minors r coming...no pun intended).

well, it was certainly the most eventful day of my life...all events took place b/w my ears..prompting me to abandon my other plans and wait for the events to finish.....in plain terms...I was sleeping all day...trying to get the much needed rest b4 the big week and the even bigger weekend begins.

my room is getting messier day by day....infact the disorganisation in my room is even clouding my normal thought process....the last time guy came up to me and said , "what's up , dude!!"...my immediate reply was," roof"....b4 he even had time to assimilate my latest pj, i added," or in my case, a roof full of cobwebs" I think that pretty much explains the state of my roof( again no pun intended)..

but one good thing happened yesterday..i finished a book i had promised myself to read a long time ago and even challenged a senior that i'll finish it in a day....it had become a sort of obsession with me...My only companion in those dark and long nights in I 325 and in the suffocating BTIS lab of BDED....as bacon( reverend Ze panda would kindly correct me) said," some books r to b chewed..some swallowed..while others to b tasted n digested"..well i guess i did all the above operations with this particular one( uglyfoodie will b proud of me :D)

I suddenly seem to run out of things to write ...mayb i'll come back later in the nite with more crap and more crap, and more crap added to more crap which will be a crappy addition to the more crap already existing and more crap will flow out of my mind..as more crap n more crap finds its way in this blog....and finally the more crap will make a meaningful crap titled " more crap"

Good crap....i mean good night!

2004-03-12T21:56:00.000+05:30

BHM night here again :D also here again r the minors :( and the weekend :D

yesterday some ppl from kailash managed to set a washing machine on fire . The machine and some others in the room "melted" down and the wiring in the room also caught fire . a very interesting fact is tht even though there were 3 fire extinguishers present in the vicinity of the room , the gals decided to wait for the fire tender . I have heard of kids breakin toys purposefully to get new ones , but this is the first time i have ever heard of neone "melting" down washing machines for new ones :)) .

BIOHORIZON , the annual fest of the BDED started off today . dear sl is very very busy :( , but i must congratulate the team for the decorations outside Sem hall which was givin off a very nice smell :D . rarely does one get to see such a beautiful (nd big) flower mosaic , made with ulto fresh flowers. kudos to BDED

The whole week has gone by without a single quiz by prof hanmandulu and no quiz has also been taken by Prof NG . This is a very sad fact , cause this ensures a quiz next week .

Anshul
sorry for the rbit post , had to write somethin , better me then no-one :D

2004-03-11T14:41:00.000+05:30

thrusday is the best day of the week as the afti is free nd one can finally go out nd enjoy :D . me just back from cousins place after havin faced an onslaught of water balloons and water cannons :)) . maza aa gaya

neways , congrats to sadhika for being the first gal to write on this blog :D . the total hits has reached 600+ and will hopefully soon touch 1000 . yipeee nd thankx again to all our readers.

we need more comments and ppl willing to write in . if u r interested in writing on the blog under an assumed name or even your real name , pls do drop me a mail .

Anshul

2004-03-11T09:43:00.000+05:30

hello ppl,

so, the blog is getting popular (569 hits!!!!!!........probably more than that ..........this is last nights figure and the rate was as high as 14 reads in half an hour ). so many nick names ...........myself being a regular reader getting reallly frustu at times

neways. yesterday....no...day bfore that was oour STIC dinner-------- Students Teachers Interaction Committee.
it was a day worth mention .we had gr8 fun (let me mention i m areal maggu :D )

me and Ms Did-I-Mention (yet a new nick name ...........plz try to bear with this one ) got really frustoo with the shopping bfore STIC-D .....coz what we had to shop for were gifts, those too for profs and on the top of it with a reaally slinky budget like ours ( our faces turn yellow and red when we heard bout boys' hostels buying TV for more than a lakh........f***)

That was the day (STIC D) when compu ka 2nd year were the most enthu ppl and teh whole sixth block was there
.......Moshu , NG , DB , Sanjiva (with his sweet wife), bala sir ,SAK and anshul sir(we dont have any nick name for him )
I will try to Keep It Short Simple (KISS -------- a funda being introduced to us by sanjiva )

NG : he is an all time fav of gals ( u cud see this during our STIC D ) I introduced to him a new iitan term ----Kodi (credits) though he took time to swallow it but understood (this word must have arrived in late 90's ........as an exiitian like him dint no it)

Moshu : a real stud and a real genious and on the top of all this a very nice person (most of the ppl wont agree to this as a general opinion is ....he is fond of flunking ppl)

Sak : a fun loving man ....... always enthusiastic bout bringing changes in the existing system of iit

Sanjiva : i finds him really cute (cuuuuuuuuuute). avery nice teacher, i enjoyed my cs120 under him but in PL (cs2332) the things are getting really ABSTRACT and every funda of him is in some way or the other related to MAHABHARATA ( that makes it even more abstract )

Anshul sir : i wil never forget this prof as he made my life miserable with his f***ing assignments last sem

Bala sir : teaches us dhd ..........i dont want to talk much bout that as my minor was really bad ..........yet i appreciate his hairstyle

towards the end let me mention Ms DID -I Mention
these winters i was the blessed one to hear these words from her atleast hundredc times a day "didi i mention its cold today?".that was really jarring ........this gal is an expert at bullying ppland most of the times can b seen tensed regarding her assignments leaving the assignments part of her life she is really fun loving and smiling everytime

ab i need to go 4 a tut ( i mentioned that...........arre that i m a maggu)
I think that was (much more than ) enough

bye for now

2004-03-10T19:10:00.000+05:30

Finally the dark clouds of suspense nd mystery were lifted by the IRD and sunlight in form of the sura results shone thru .............

very simply put mera ho gaya :D . i mean i have got the sura award yipeeee :D

for more serious matters , 2 of our batchmates dont like their nicks.............
so we r changing miss i_hate_antara to miss paune dassi and vini-the-poo to poooh.

2004-03-10T00:21:00.000+05:30

hi guys,

so life's easy now....with my kicking out of sura being official now.....i think uglyfoodie didn't wish me well enough......chalo ab chain ki saans lete hain.

but i'm getting tense of the fallouts of such a "kicking out" now..like what to do these summers....i think i'll continue with my winter project with Mr. uglyfoodie. We killed so many bacteria in this winter project that i'm fearing they r going to haunt us these summers ." i know what u did last winter" wud be the appropriate title for the project.

And the kind of project it is, there's definitely gonna be a sequel next year" i still know what u did last winter" :)).

so life's back to normal now.....with Biohorizon coming up and minors approaching too...something must surely happen in my life. I mean, everywhere something;s happening....i c new relationships being formed each day, frnds coming n going, nothing lasts for more than a whimper...it suddenly seems very frightening.

Btw, congrats Miss Msgrboli and Miss sweetnshort for the SURA. ..u surely
deserved it...and also Miss strange_indian and her sura partner Mr. athlete( what the.****...i'll have to introduce him too....) why don;t u just go to the archives and look up miss athlete..just replace Miss with Mr. everywhere and u'll have the Mr. athlete i'm currently chatting with.

chalo guys gnite..Mr. dep_topper and Mr. honestlamb have just ended their mugging session and i need some rest too...atleast to put up a gud face tomorrow

gnite :) and sweet dreams.

2004-03-08T22:55:00.000+05:30

Helloooo ppl,
Finally i breathe easy (hewwwwwww)
All the hectic shit seems to be finally comin to an end, but God almighty has no mercy for the poor desolate IITian, he cannot see us free...Minors r now knocking at the door again.
IITD is the only shitty IIT where there r 2 minors. All other IITs just have 1 mid-sem exam and one major.
Neways, it seems as if more and more departments are coming under the sway of this silly blog where people uchhalo crap about others and spill out whatever they feel like writin...
In a way its nice, atleast we can all read what the other truly feels from the heart..
Btw, here is somethin i HAVE to add. Mr. SL (sinusoidal lover) is on one of his trouphs currently.
His infatuation and "passionate love" for a bundi that he seemed to be havin a few days ago suddenly has turned into a feeling of " I dont give a f***". I guess thats why he is the sinusoidal lover......(so tragic)..
Mr i-know-nothing-yet-i-am-the-dep-topper is pissing me off to high heavens with his cut-throat mugging sessions, I am beginning to feel scared (the poor "little" confused innocent ape) of such "antisocial" elements. Bluddy embarassments to an otherwise lively and lovely dep( pata nahin kahankahan se dep-c maar ke aa jate hain). Dep-c should be stopped yaar.
Neways, (Prof) Hanu-mandu-lulu is planning to f**** us tomorrow with a shitty Hanu-mandu-lulu level quiz tomorrow, so i guess its not a very bad idea to get down to ratta maaring !!!!
bbye ppl and gnite
The Ape signing offffffffff................

2004-03-08T19:25:00.000+05:30

hi guys,

nice day......with the xchange prg interview,.....didnt go too well , to b frankly speaking, but i'm chilll now.....atleast the thing's over....and SURA results too will come out day after tomorrow..so 2 more days to b chill..

well u shud have seen the scene today....outside the dean's complex....everybody geared for the interview..all dressed up n prepared for it....sort of eased my tension..but it was fun chattting with the guys ..and then i did what i always do in such a situation-TALK...so i started talking n blabbering stuff no one cud tolerate .....but it was fun for sure....

so life is back to the same track again...no more SURA's , no more xchanges....just the plain old comp, the same old profs i wud love to hate....the same old books i wud never read....the same old roomy( ok no comments bout my rooomy) and the same old never changing frnds ..always there to make u happy and feel good about life.

ok now i'm going to enlighten u with some pseudo intellectual fart which Mr. uglyfoodie constantly spreads around me...

"sometimes i feel something is missing in my life....maybe someone special, someone very dear to u...something without which life seems so incomplete even with so many things around, so boring even with the changes in my life that r ever going on....u constantly need to b refreshed, to b awoken, to b told that life is all about struggle....a struggle to find more struggle....and the struggle ne'er gets over."

chal chodo neways....we can only do what we want to do....and presently Mr. uglyfoodie wants to eat food....so let be it.

chalo guys cya then ...bbye .we'll met tomorrow.

2004-03-08T19:22:00.000+05:30

Rbit day today

SURA result not declared , 206 viva not taken , 208 assignment not taken and an rbit assignment given in 202 , which wont even be marked , though "would be kept in mind while grading" .

what is the world comin to

Anshul
frustated as ever :(

2004-03-07T23:54:00.000+05:30

hi fellow blogreaders,

ok i am short on time...so i'll be quick and cute :D

well the day was gud today....i wasn't well so didn't play much holi but mazaa

aaya...with so many 'bhang-ified' people around...holi surely is fun....one of them( ok

i won't name him) had to be taken to hospital coz he started seeing lots of things(

hallucinations...as reverend Ze panda wud call it)

so the festival of colours is over now and the real day begins tomorrow....the SURA

results r coming out tomorrow....i don't know which highly intelligent person( it was

sandy i believe....another elec stud here) named sura as "student undergraduate

research award" and my own sura partner( Miss chubby cheeks) too fell into the

trap while i was the only one remaining who kept shouting" summer...........and not

student".....i think we even said that in our presentation :((...hope the SURA

committe didn't notice this though their vice dean is said to notice pretty metiolous

details.

its been a tough fite for sura from my dep...i hope everybody gets it so no hard

feelings remain.....its just very bad to see ur frnds lose...alll of us have worked very

hard for this..this means a lot to all of us.....i hope my frnds are feeling the same

too.......

Also I have interview for the xchange programme tomorrow...GOD ( who, in this

case, happens to b uglyfoodie..if u get his good words for ne task..it surely is gonna

happen) WISH ME LUCK...

i was running short on formal dresses...so just borrowed from Mr. quiet stud( what ??

u don't know him....alll right..i'll introduce him)

Mr. quiet stud: quiet but not shy, this guy is an achiever...be it frnds, posts, luck,

gals..and no he didn't get it by fluke ....he had to fite for it.......this guy quietly

achieves his tasks in a dignified manner( ok i'm not commenting on the way he

played holi today)....a stud by iit definitions

chalo frnds i got to sleep...gnite and pleaseeeeee wish me luck :D

2004-03-06T22:40:00.000+05:30

ahoy ahoy....
happy holi to all of u...
have fun with your frnds....
today turned out to be a pretty interesing day...
sooperman aka mr cool aka me just found out all my school frnds are
getting together to play holi... i could almost call it a reunion except that all of us get together almost every 2 weeks...
woohooo
i thought i'd be getting bored this holi.. but this is amazing..
but i regretfully inform you that my soon-to-have-his-head-shoved-up-his-rear-end cableguy didnt give star sports today and so i missed the australian grand prix qualifying..
also i was just looking at the bajillion names that have come up in this blog recently...
i think we are getinng pretty wild with the naming people we know thingy... but its fun ... there were so many names that the fuses inside my brain blew off just looking at the blog... ofcourse it doesnt take much to short circuit my tiny brain but thats a different matter entirely...
i think i should leave now coz for the past few days my net connection goes kaput about 10 minutes after i logon..and i think my time is up..

2004-03-06T19:43:00.000+05:30

Hi guys..i'm back again.

the day was lazy today...with lots of sleepin and dozing around. its holi time here and i just seem to run out of colours. even now, i'm looking whether they have options for colour fonts here on this blog or not. reverted back to the old habit of reading newspaper for a lomg time( i don't remember the last time i actually sat with a newspaper in my lap for 1 hour...those days when i really used to make my parents angry with this stupid habit)

neways, here i'm gonna introduce some new frnds today........

Mr. honestlamb: this petite man religiously lives by his principles n his ideals...xtrememly responsible n devoted to his work.....this cheerful fellow can make u lie down on ur back in the middle of windt, hold ur stomach and laugh madly.....courtesy his witty pjs. Has been my hukka partner for 2 hukkas now and hopefully there's 2 more to go with him. hope this association lasts forever.

Mr lovestruck: ok this 'king' of my dep has been lovestruck on one gal or the other ever since i know him....the options never seem to end for him, hope he finds his partner soon. god bless him!!

2004-03-05T23:20:00.000+05:30

hello all
my last blog seems to have missed one of my great friends (sorry buddy).
Mr. Goodie McMoustach : ethical, sincere (almost), intelligent and a very helpful person. Ideal guy in the current hypocritical world, but nonetheless very successful. cheers for the man who lives by principles!

2004-03-05T23:19:00.000+05:30

finally u ppl have an alternative to my endless drivel on this blog .

scroll down and u will find posts by some great ppl of compu and bded . a round of applause for these guys :D.

Anshul

happy as ever

2004-03-05T22:51:00.000+05:30

hi fellow blogreaders,

on the benign request of my frnd anshul jain, i'm gonna write something for this blog.....

had a not so gr8 day today....bad minor marks...holi hooliganism( ok that was fun) ...roaming around gurgaon on a bike all hungry n dirty.....still can't get over all the air that i inhaled on the MG road...hope i have better luck next time....

.i got a very interesting n vellla( as mr.i-know-nothin-still-am-the-dep-topper calls it) dep ....yes this is BDED(ok thats the ape not me who coined this)..lemme introduce u to my 'interesting' depmates.

gals first:

Miss chubby cheeks: sweet, jovial, chulbuli,...this 'star' of our dep happens to b an xtreamely enthusiastic gal...( not more than Mr. enthu though)..... ..believes in enjoying what u do n doing what u enjoy.....lovely frnd

Miss Msgrboli: ok she speaks on the msgr...but thats not the only reason i call her msgrboli :D. this cheerful bandi possesses a gr8 hapy_go_lucky attitude who can make nebody crazy with her cheerfulness and optimistic spirit......got a gr8 smile...misses her home a lot..so i fondly call her mama's gal.

Miss sweetnshort: this true-hearted punjaban has got an infectious zeal for life...(some of it borrowed from miss msgrboli i think).........got a wonderful smile..can spoil nebdy's party with her wonderfully original pjs( it was my turn today :(( but i enjoyed them) HAPPY B'day sweetnshort!! :)

Miss ASH: ok u guessed it....she's the sweetest n the most sensitive gal alive.....known to cry at anything.....be it a dead insect or a bad minor.....but remember her smile makes u jealous at times....makes u feel jealous of her happiness....this gal is my gorgeous ASH.

miss I_hate_antara: she once sported a horrible antara mali hairstyle...i've hated antara mali ever since....cheerful gal, has a lovely parroty voice...this deptopper has gr8 fans... our beloved blogmaker is an ex-fan:D; ............ i got more nicks too( ne takers for pone dassi .......??)

Miss vinny_the_poo: this loreto bred poo can give nebdy a run for his money when it comes to vocabulary....known to write poems in solitude (hmmmmmm.........)

miss talented: u'll think she's shy but she's turn out to b more extrovert than the most extrovert person u've ever known( ok i'm exaggerating) .....but she certainly is very talented...certainly the most popular person in BDEB.

miss strange_indian: very difficult to understand her....currently guys r trying to trace her lineage( anlo-indian or scottish indian):can laugh newhere, netime, ne class, ne function...don't worry doctor says its not permanent;these lunacy attacks can b treated with time..just have to let herself grow up!!

WELCOME TO THE GUYS' CLUB:

Mr. psycho_singh: this 'innocently' sweet cuty of our dep is one of the most wittiest guys i know ...can drive u crazy with his witty one liners thrown in the right place in just the right way.......but psyche him (which , i promise, can be easily done) and then may god b with u??

Mr. uglyfoodie: one of my 1st frnds here.....this guy claims to hate iit gals( ahem...*****_iit*@yahoo.com).....not a nice person to know....he's best when he's mentisental when he showers us with his highly imressive understanding of human nature( thats when i love him) ..can b very irritating at times....is his b'day today..i'm sure he's increasing his ugliness by eating more food rite now....GOD save uglyfoodie!!!

the giant: no need to introduce him...got a crazy smile( prob strange_indian's company did him in- i never knew genetic mutations took place by prolonged close contact :D).nice person to know....very obsessed with his hair.....all the best gals...

the gem: this ever smiling gem of a person is one of joveliest persons i know...i fondly call him " nescafe ka attachee":

chand_ka_tukda: no need to introduce him... i mean no words can describe his qualities. meet him and u'll know why? a perfect specimen for ne study....

ok guys gnite...more interesting stuff next time

SL

2004-03-05T22:37:00.000+05:30

ok
so this is my contri to the numerous (does nebody know how many ?) blogs on nicks and stuff. so here goes the typing effort of a compu stud (hehehe, ne doubts about that ?!)
mr. er...er...er... : well the maths stud and brilliant algo wizard seems to fail only because he can't find the right words at the right time.
mr. can't_keep_my_smile_off_my_face : ohh, well the name is self - explanatory. but the guy is a real genius.
Lès Moustachhè : given an oppurtunity (and a nice sharp razor) i'll get them off his face (they don't look good on him neways).
Mr. Dimple Smile : Charming fellow. A helpful chimpu.
Mr. "Seriously" : Though 90% of his sentences would end with his nick, the nick doesn't seem to fit his name if you have been with him while he is driving.

2004-03-04T23:49:00.000+05:30

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO
HURRAY :D

This blog has reached a new milestone in its life . recent statisics indicate that this blog has been viewed more than 200 times !!!!!!!!!!!!

a very heartfelt thanks to all my friends who have the read the shit i dole out regularly and to all my friends who r workin with me on this blog .

Cheers
Anshul

2004-03-04T22:00:00.000+05:30

today was one of the most mentally tortourous days ,i have had so far in my short life. this would rank as the 4th in that list :D

Finally got a chance to give a presentation to the SURA commitee . everythin went of OK types . keepin my fingers crossed...................

have just returned from a treat givin by 2 of our seniors for the IEEE gang which worked in TRYST. Food was not worth the money , though company was great.Maza aa gaya.aur phir there were bottomless glasses of COKE . heh heh. those of u who know me closely know why i am so happy :D.

i have asked enthu guy and sinusoidal to allot nicks to all the guys (and if there r ne GALS, to them also) from their dep . so soon we should have more names and more stories on this otherwise drab blog.

Anshul
waitin for enthu's and sl's posts

2004-03-03T14:58:00.000+05:30

god bless NG !!!

for the uninitated NG is our (elec junta's) data structures prof. very nice and jovial guy , explains things in hindi so that the ppl understand him better and (best part) is always open to discussion (a rare quality).

so as i sat in the 8 o clock class , more dead than alive , i suddenly hear the magical words "there will be no tutorial today" . that was like one of the best starts to a day neone can hope ( worst is when your gf comes and ties u a rakhi :D). That was just the beginning . I got 15 / 20 in prof Vishu's course . :D

again a small intro to prof vishu : one look and u would feel runnin away . full beard , small eyes , tinted glasses and powerfull voice . talk to him and u would realise that he is a genius . this shows up in his teaching more often than not , and makes us ppl realise how less we know bout elec and in general frustrates us . one of the best things bout him is that he repeats ne part of the course very easily when asked to do so and doesnt maro a fight. only thing he expects is that the students should be sincere.that's the only requirement.

okie back to 15/20 . i was expectin 8/20 cause only my first question was correct. but miracles do happen and i am a believer :D .

so, once again god bless NG for freein up my afti (i really need rest,sufferin from insomnia lately;) ) and to vishu sir for makin me happy in times of such deep gloom.

your "blogmaker"

Anshul
now finally gonna get some rest

2004-03-02T22:48:00.000+05:30

okie another round of nicknames

maggu sadhoo: one of the most maggu gals i know :D . one of the nicest ppl around. always happy and smilin , chulbuli types.

mr i-know-nothin-still-am-the-dep-topper: standard reply to many questions before ne exam is............u guessed right. still somehow this guy manages to top the dep :D. kuch to gadbad hei .

ummm now i have run out of friends to allot nick names to.
if someone is left out please remind me via the comments.

Anshul

2004-03-02T22:35:00.000+05:30

hello ppl of this world (and to those from beyond too)

today was mr enthu guy's bday.He treated me,s.lover and the ape nd some other ppl at rainbows, the local ffj.
food was ok, conversation better. mr ape gave another fantastic performance , as regards to quantity of food eaten and people made embarresed . today the focal point of his barrage of "hugga's" was poor mr sl , who since quite some time has been suffering from some rbit disease which causes sudden bursts of babyish activities.me not in favor of sl , but me also not with the ape cause there is a time and place for everything.

worst part was that bday boy, who is now 20, got very bored and i felt that he felt left out. sorry dude, nd happy bday once again if u r reading this.

mornin was borin as there was no work to do , and my mind is still in the recovery mode after the assault it faced on monday :( .

Anshul

2004-03-01T23:50:00.000+05:30

aha

tomorrow is a holiday !! yippeee :D

Anshul

2004-02-29T23:27:00.000+05:30

in acordance with mr jain's request one of our comrades..

mr vella -- the dassi of our dep... getting highest marks in class is an everday thing .... he doesnt worry about anything else in life....... hopefully someday a powerful microscope would be invented so that people will be able to read his handwriting... he is the biggest miser i ever saw and it would take a brave man all his strength to extract a treat from this fellow.... i guess thats why he has the worst luck playing monopoly .....
and if any of you is in short supply of cash and needs to make a quick buck.... i would reccomend kidnapping mr vella .... he has a ton of cash hidden away in his bank account and it would be the easiest thing to kidnap him.... mr vella is a frail little thing... one punch and his lights will be out for the rest of the day.... :D

mr cool has spoken

2004-02-29T23:01:00.000+05:30

Heloooooo people,
Ape (notso confused) here:
Firstly, I sincerely think that "The Athlete" MUST try for the Miss India paegant. She looked simply gorgeous in that million-dollar rags gown made of newspaper which she wore on the ramp at Rendezvous (PLZ excuse my spellings, I got thrown out of Oxford). Comin back to the gown, I can bet a million bucks that that gown WILL surely win the evening gown contest (GULP !!!!!!).....
btw, i'd like to ask the moderator of this club why the more "standard" nickname for the athlete was not adopted, i think that is MUCH more appropritae, hope u understand what i am hinting at !! :D

Let me introduce to yu ppls another very interesting character, :::: Mr. Tommy....
(Oh how i wish Pamela (who is in Mech) was in Elec......then we could have called Tommy, Tommy Lee Jones, just an observation : both Tommy and Pamela r from the same state of India :D
Comin back to Tommy, this half-bald genious considers playing Monopoly on his silly mobile phone the most productive passtime, guess he thinks its a good way to gain economics fundas.....
The grades Mr.Tommy gets is inversely proportional to the number of hours put in......

He is most unfortunate with the tantalizing mithais he gets for lunch.......
(But i think its just his generosity towards the poor impoverished hosteliers....)
Oh yes, and how can i forget Tommy's unparalleled examplary punctuality in reaching class...
When i say unparalleled, I MEAN UNPARALLELED.......
I think Mr. Tommy is contesting to become the first IITian to get an attendance fukka in a hukka....

Another character which enthralls me the most is Mr. Crorepati but unfortunately so little has been said about him.....
It must be brought to the notice of 1 and all that he is "THE ONLY ONE" in our batch who has not been "EXPOSED" to the truths of "Sex is the basis of life".....(arre yaar i am talking of PONDY)......I am sure even KKPs have induged some time or the other.....
But I think his examplary driving skills deserve a special mention.....and even more remarkable r his singing qualities.....most ppl sing in their bathrooms, here is a man, ladies and gentlemen, who serenades in full bloom while he is driving......ricky martin, roy orbinson, metallica, hes got it all stocked up in his car(s).
Plus I must notify on his behalf that any power guy looking for summer opportunities need look no further, hius 200(0) crore power company has enuf place for the entire dep (chalo job to pakki hui)...

Feelin really sleeeeeeeeepy now, and theres that fuckin SURA work loomin on my head, will pour out tomorrow again
chao
Confused Ape
PS: There is a correction in the no. os girlos running after me....
Anshul i shall notify u of the correction in personal....

2004-02-29T12:00:00.000+05:30

ah
life is rbit . me stomach cramps gettin stronger n stronger day by day . n i am gettin news bout more n more people jumpin into the SURA fray :( .

On the other hand me mom is npt at home so i can play all the good music loud enough for my friends in heaven to hear ;)

someday after i have interfaced the human brain with a compu , i am gonna get someone to make a program which makes presentations automatically after scanning ones thoughts etc . it is such a great pain in the ass to be makin a presentation. me, i have had 3 cups of coffee since mornin and my effeciency is comin out to be half a page per coffee . shit . must do some work right away

Anshul
goin back to workin like a donkey , which he isnt
ciao

2004-02-29T08:48:00.000+05:30

hmmmm

i read one of the comments on the last post . seems like we have more chakka's in IIT than i expected.
if neone wants to make ne comment , pleas give your true name alongwith the comment. otherwise dont comment.

2004-02-29T01:07:00.000+05:30

good mornin ppl

roamed around in the evenin with mr sinusoidal lover and had a great discussion on the miss mar's of IITD . not all but some of them :D . very enlightenin discussion , hope to have another some time soon .

this has been a most borin night , with all of my chatty friends being offline . got terribly bored :(
comments have started flowin in after some publicity and requests for comments :)
the confused ape and mr cool r expected to start writin in soon , ie monday

schedule for today is some sleep , movie , lunch , sleep and sura work in order .
me studied zuck this weekend and this really troubles me cause already i am feelin left behind in the classes :( .

tomorrow mr enthu guy will be back , with some ideas and loads of enthu for his pet project :D
me very happy to find a human being with higher enthu than me in one of my fav timepass fields .
god bless him.

Anshul
signin off feelin bored and lil sleepy
ciao

2004-02-28T16:04:00.000+05:30

cmon guys , please leave comments so that i get a direction in which to go. Untiil insti reopens on monday i am gonna continue introducing my friends

mr sinusoidal lover : This guy has been senti on some gals in the past , and the result is always a good friend or a sister(this is guy is reputed to have more sisters in iit than friends :D).

mr panty and mr bunker : 2 of my lab partners , whose names fit them very well . these r the 2 people in the insti who can frustrate me to utter limits and can also lead me to cloud nine by their brilliant (but rare) insights into Elec.Engg.

mr kela lal : the 24/7 devdas of our dep , he lives to study or maybe studies to live. never seen him doin nethin except studyin or walkin around wearin an expression usually reserved for the unlucky times when u have a girl's shoe up your ass . though these days i am gettin to see a new side of his character , cause sometime last week he kicked mr confused ape's ass , which i assure u is very difficult to do .

now for some of the gals

aunty : very chaloo sindhi gal who changed her name to a rajasthani types. she looks like a lil doll and sometimes also behaves like one.

dhruva : sorry guys couldnt find a nickname for her :( . what do we call her ?? maddi ? dk ? ne suggestions ?

miss american voice: as the modest and humble "JKC" observed this gal is in the wrong country. a lazy but nice person , she has these big eyes which sometimes scare the shit put of me :D.

the lil gal : a very sweet person who gives the general impression of being a lil gal. dont know her much , so cant write more .comments needed , pls

the rocker: the first gal i know who is a wiz with the drums, she is the local rocker. usually stays aloof from the "junta" can be seen sittin alone many times in class, until unless someone goes and sits with her :D .

the athlete: the great athlete of our great dep , she can play and beat neone at ne game. is an army daughter , so has a better probability of being the next miss india , than most gals around .

uff yaar , gtg now
pls do put comments

Anshul

2004-02-28T12:32:00.000+05:30

aha !!

people say this blog is gettin interesting , yipeee .
me have given bloggin access to 2 more ppl , mr cool and mr confused ape .
they r gonna try to lower the ambient temperature to somewhere near bout nitro levels :D

life is chill , me mended a broken friendship and got out of pigshit.

2004-02-28T11:41:00.000+05:30

god damnit

the confused ape has dragged me in into a pool of pigshit . no details will be given as he requested so

now for some more terms :

mr crorepati : a good man who has a fantastic company which has a turnover in crores . allergic to gals , wants to run after them but gets scared shitless near them :)) . a very nice person to know and a perfect baniya

mr cool : as thin as a stick , as fast as nethin , and as sharp as a scalpel . mr cool is the guy to have around , cause he is usually always happy and emits a glow of happiness :D

mr grade vulture : a great man , whose greatness IIT cannot understand , he is currently the most brainiest guy i kno .

next update god knows when , hopefully when i am out of the pigshit :(

Anshul

2004-02-27T14:19:00.000+05:30

seems like me has been bitten by the writers bug :D

the comments r up n runnin , thankx to dear panda
life is still bad , lotsa NSS work to do , Un powered speakers not givin maximum power output and me feelin very bored

2004-02-27T12:48:00.000+05:30

BOO HOO

my commentin thingy is not workin
aaarrrgggghhhhh

time to call in the great panda

:(

2004-02-27T10:58:00.000+05:30

ah another long weekend is here again :D

woke up late today , around 8 somethin and was on the breakfast table by 9 :D
then me back to my shitty NSS work n studies :(

now i am gonna a few terms :

the enthu guy : this guy , at one time , had more enthu than neone i have ever known. out of deep respect i call him mr enthu.

the confused ape : one of my friends , he is one of the most philospohical guys i know . currently he is debatin on what is happiness, who is the perfect soulmate etc etc . another piece of info is that this guy has 2 gals after him , n he doesnt really like ne of them and has been after a 3rd one since some time and is also gettin sick of her . this explains his current thought process .

mr life is chill : another one of my friends , who believes that life is ver very chill , there is no need to study , almost all profs r brainless and is usually misnformed bout the current status of romantic life in the campus .

da great panda : a great connoisseur of food and all the good things in life , this guy is almost the modern day equiavlent of miss marple .always has a case in mind who can be compared with the case in hand types.very very knowledgable and a great person to have as a friend :D .

time to get back to work , enuf writin bullshit for one mornin ;)

2004-02-27T01:26:00.000+05:30

hmm,
for the uninitiated

SURA=Summer Undergaduate Research Award , very prestigious thingy at IIT
NSO=National sports organisation , one of 3 in compulsory activities
NSS= National service scheme, another of the options

2004-02-27T00:35:00.000+05:30

thank god for small mercies !!!

finally NSS youth week is up and me gots loads of work to do .
SURA presentation date is nearing and so is the intensity of my stomach cramps

a very interesting thing happened today , i caught a nso gal proxieng for a nss gal :))
new phenomenon , will have to look into it :D

2004-02-27T00:23:00.000+05:30

okie ,
now as ze panda has me convinced me to start bloggin , here goes nothin :D

so, WELCOME TO MY BLOG , njoy